When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the deep bands which have connected oneself to thy LeRoy Jethro Gibbs. I am not but certain that this is pertinent to the continuation of one’s life.
We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal. To secure these rights it is my duty to throw off such addiction. To prove this, let the facts be submitted to a gibbs-less world.
He has refused to break any such rule that would alter the end of such case.
He has forbidden the spilling of his coffee.
He has refused to lock the front door of his home.
He has called together his trusty team in circumstances they themselves do not understand.
He has dissolved the right to turn ones cell phone off.
He has made victims and families dependent on his gut alone for the justice within the case.
He has combined with the rest of his team and those foreign to his invisible rule stature from across the borders sanctioned by the orange walls.
For calling Donald a duck when he is merely a man:
For cutting off our trade of information with those beyond our jurisdiction:
For suspending our right to converse with such media:
For imposing a code of conduct without the consent of his agents and the one imposed by the company:
For transporting us to Walmart at unnecessary times of day to purchase the newest season:
For depriving us of a social life beyond that of his on select Tuesday evenings:
I, therefore, hereby conclude that it is by the good and protection of the sanity in the world that we ought to be summoned to dissolution from those episodes bearing themselves in seasons one through eight of NCIS.
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